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Poore Richard’s Aphorisms for the Week of Our Lord, 12 March Two Thousand and Seven, which He must claim even if Alberto Gonzalez is drafting a memo to fire the Almighty and replace Him with a more suitable political appointee suggested by Karl Rove & Harriet Meyers.
Yea, verily, they say unto you, “Bite not the hand
that feeds you.” But I say unto you: Get the hands of others out of your
mouth. (Sung to the tune of “The Hallalujah Chorus,” sort of, with full apologies in advance to Maestro Handel)
Hall-iburton!
They’re in their new offices,
And
they will rule forever and ever!
The
Board of Boards!
A-MEN!!!
We’re
in the FBI,
We’re
in the FBI,
Mueller and Gonzalez
We’re
as moral as Boy Scouts
Now
that we’ve been caught,
The
only better teacher than Suffering is More Suffering. And then you get to
go to Grad School.
Saying that the President’s draconian domestic policies and violations of
civil rights have resulted in no terrorist attacks for 5 or 6 years is like
saying that the reason there are no alligators in my house is this banana
I’ve held in my ear for the past week. |
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Richard Van Ingram
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