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6/12/1996
Countdown: 5
BLASPHEMY:
A couple of Degenerates were discussing women's issues last night at the Star Bar's Funkadelica night. Or at least issues about women, though this probably applies to males as well.
"I hate it when I see a pretty woman and then she's a smoker, or has no sense of rhythm."
"Yeah, I agree about the smoking part. But rhythm? Do you think that's a sign of a bad personality or something?"
"No, I just think it means they're lousy in bed."
Can anyone confirm/deny this theory out there? If it's true, there are a LOT of white folk, particularly males, that need some serious training. YOU may be one! Contact the DP in September for help!
(By the way, the editor can shake a mean booty....)
"jive 1. foolish, exaggerated, or insincere talk"
Webster's New World Dictionary
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