Scene 8
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We have flashed back briefly, to the last on again period for our two lovers. Things have been going well, but we know it’s a tenuous hold our hero has on our heroine. The San Francisco art school could send a letter of acceptance any minute and our hero is pushed to his limit. The curtain opens to a familiar scene, the art studio of a major metropolitan university. For years I'd passed endless posters proclaiming the benefits of studying abroad. I'd checked into it several times but it was always far too expensive. After I graduated the first time I looked back and regretted not going to Europe when I had no job that would have gotten in the way, few bills to take care of, no pets, etc. However, during my return journey through college I was receiving a considerable amount of financial aid, all loans from Uncle Sam, and when Heather mentioned her application for the University of Georgia Studies Abroad in Italy, I thought "Hmm, I AM getting lots of loans and I could put them to good use instead of paying off credit cards..." "A
man who has not been in Italy, is always conscious of an inferiority,
from his not having seen what it is expected a man should see. The grand
object of traveling is to see the shores of the Mediterranean." |
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Heather was surprised I was interested, and I was, again, surprised at her surprise. The thought of having her to myself, away from all her suitors and ghosts and other distractions in the romantic setting of Italy cemented my decision. The up-front cost of the program - $6,080. This included airfare there and back, accommodations, two meals a day and lots of transportation between the many cities we'd be visiting. It looked like a 9 week guided tour of Italy:
I'd get a couple classes credit,
but that was just a lever Id use to help pry the money out of my
family, friends and financial aid office. In addition, you could delay
your return flight by as many weeks as you could afford to survive. |
I can't disguise the pounding
of my heart It beats so strong It's in your eyes, what can I say That turns me on I don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with you Come on and touch the place in me That's calling out your name We want each other oh so much Why must we play this game I don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with you I don't care if we spend the night at your mansion I don't care if we spend the night out of town All I want is to spend the night together All I want is to spend the night in your arms The way you treat me oh so right You're sheer perfection You drive me crazy, you drive me all night Just don't break the connection I don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with you I don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with you Take me with you Come on and take me with you Oh won't you take me with you Prince, Take Me With U, from Purple Rain |
I worked overtime, I begged relatives, I borrowed heavily from credit cards with astounding interest rates, I sold sculpture at absurdly low prices, Id have held up liquor stores if I thought Id have gotten away with it. I got the money, barely.
I had a going away party for
which no one showed. I have a perfectly rational fear of flying and I
thought the odds were good that it was the last opportunity for my slack
friends to see me. I'd barely survived the month leading up to the trip
as it was. God was obviously trying to kill me, or perhaps they were bad
omens trying to warn me away from the fools venture. My lifelong luck being far on the good side, I figured I was either due to pay the balance and crash into the sea or things should begin to swing back up and the trip would be a blast. |
You know, the landlord rang my
front door bell. I let it ring for a long, long spell. I went to the window, I peeped through the blind, And asked him to tell me what's on his mind. He said, Money, honey. Money, honey. Money, honey, if you want to get along with me. Well, I screamed and I hollered, I was so hard-pressed. I called the woman that I loved the best. I finally got my baby about half past three, She said I'd like to know what you want with me. I said, Money, honey. Money, honey. Money, honey, If you want to get along with me. Well, I said tell me baby, what's wrong with you? Money, honey. Money, honey. Money, honey, If you want to get a long with me. Well, I've learned my lesson and now I know The sun may shine and the winds may blow. The women may come and the women may go, But before I say I love you so, I want Money, honey. Money, honey. Money, honey, If you want to get along with me. Money Honey, words and music by Jesse Stone (but let's face it, the Little Richard version is the only one that matters) |
I received a message from my
brother across the water,
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